Looking for the perfect funny makeup quotes to use in your Instagram post captions?

Or just in the mood for a laugh?

We share some of the most relatable funny makeup quotes that are guaranteed to make any makeup lover chuckle!

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Funny Makeup Related Quotes and Sayings

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Good brows

Good mood

Good day!

“I use concealer to cover all of life’s problems.”

My highlighter is brighter than your future.”

I love my eyebrows because I can get them into shape without exercising.”

Can’t wait for future grandmas with winged eyeliner and sculpted brows..”

I run on sarcasm, coffee, and lipstick..”

When one lipstick costs $20 dollars you can’t afford to kiss f*ckboys.”

Confidence comes from within… within the tube of a bomb lip shade.”

Make your highlighter the highlight of the party.”

May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.”

“May your day be as flawless as your makeup.”

Siri, please remove my makeup.”

You can’t buy happiness… but you can buy makeup (which is basically the same thing).”

Great eyebrows don’t happen by chance. They happen by appointment.”

I like makeup more than people.”

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Good things come to those who remove their makeup before bed.”

Where’s all your money gone?!

It’s on my face...”

May your eyeliner be even and your foundation perfectly blended.

I could stop buying makeup, but I’m not a quitter.”

Shoutout to all the makeup I haven’t bought yet…. I’m coming for you!

Red lips and wine sips.”

Perfect eyebrows are 90% of a good selfie.”

I am not a shopaholic. I’m just helping the economy!

I stalk hot girls on Insta more than hot guys. How’re you so pretty? How’s your makeup so blended? Where did you get your outfit?

It’s not hoarding if it’s skincare.”

So many nail polishes. Not enough fingers.”

Brows before bros!

You’re not like the other girls”

You’re right… my skincare routine has 5 different serums in it.”

Life is short. Buy the makeup.”

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*Brushes Lashes*

*Doesn’t Brush Hair*

I didn’t want to go out today, but my hair looks too good to stay in.”

I won’t cry for you… my mascara is way too expensive for that.”

I didn’t choose the glam life, the glam life choose me.”

Home is where your makeup collection is.”

Confidence levels: no filter selfie.”

May your lashes be long and your standards be high.”

Inner beauty is great but a little lipstick never hurts.”

Left eyebrow: has a degree, gets up early to workout every morning, award-winning work ethic

Right eyebrow: steals, cheats, barely functional alcoholic.”

Yes, I lift…

the brush up to my eyelids.”

Growing up, I never imagined my eyebrows would be this important.”

Success is the only option because I love expensive makeup.”

How to apply liquid eyeliner when you’re already running late…

1. DON’T.

Less Stress. More Facials.

Mondays require a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”

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Never underestimate the power of a good lash day.”

You think I’m listening… but I’m just doing your brows in my head.”

Nothing haunts you like the makeup you didn’t buy.”

*Buys new makeup brushes instead of cleaning them*

We all have a favorite eyebrow.”

Facial recognition doesn’t recognize me without makeup. RUDE!

Facials are workouts for your skin.”

Losing you hurt… but losing my makeup bag would be a real tragedy.”

Lipstick can’t solve all of my problems… but it’s a good place to start.”

Yesterday’s eyeliner can be today’s smokey eye…. just believe in yourself!

Looking better in mirrors than photos is why I have trust issues.”

*Me, doing my makeup all alone in front of the mirror*

So today I’m starting with my holy grail foundation….”

The only dabbing I do is with my Beauty Blender.”

Spending $100 dollars on makeup online – no problem! A $3.95 shipping charge is another story….”

Mirror: You look cute today

Camera: Lol no

IG filters: I got u boo

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Shoutout to all the makeup I haven’t bought yet.. I’m comin’ for you!”

Life is boring when you don’t have a Sephora order to look forward to.”

I’m going to use up all of my old makeup before I buy new products..” (Said no one ever).”

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”

That’s a lot of money to spend on one lipstick.”

It was that moment when I knew we couldn’t be friends.

When your eyebrow is itchy but you don’t want to scratch the fleekness off.”

I’m looking for a moisturizer that hides the fact that I’ve been tired since 2008.”

A woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying.”

I don’t understand why makeup brushes are so expensive… I just want to blend my eyeshadow, not take out a bank loan.”

Not wearing makeup feels incredible until you accidentally open the front-facing camera.”

I will find you and I will blend your contour.”

Freckles are my only indication of being tan.”

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Funny Hair / Hairstyle Related Quotes

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I don’t have gray hair I have wisdom highlights.”

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”

Dry shampoo is like coffee… but for hair.”

May your day be as perfect as your hair

My life isn’t perfect right now but my curls are… and that’s a start.”

Good hair does not stay home on a Friday night.”

Messy bun and getting stuff done.”

A moment of silence for all the good hair days where no one important saw you.”

Yes, my messy bun took 179879426983 tries.”

I got 99 bobby pins and I can’t find one.”

Never underestimate the power of a scrunchie.

My hairstyle is called… I tried.

May your curls grow and your skin glow.

Get your hair done… roots are for trees!

I like my hair how I like my fries… curly!

Blow drying your hair should be classed as a form of cardio.”

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